1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:01,690 - [Man On Speaker] Primo Halloween costumes. 2 00:00:01,690 --> 00:00:04,480 At Mercy Party store for all your Halloween needs. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,290 Stay tuned for Fred Tupper and Wake Up People. 4 00:00:06,287 --> 00:00:07,707 - Hm look at the time, gotta fly. 5 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:09,630 Radio show is on in fifteen. 6 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:11,710 - Thanks for reminding me. 7 00:00:11,714 --> 00:00:12,554 (radio clicks off) 8 00:00:12,547 --> 00:00:13,887 - Nice try but you can't silence 9 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:15,710 the voice of the people that easily. 10 00:00:15,714 --> 00:00:16,554 (laughing) 11 00:00:16,547 --> 00:00:17,377 - I disagree. 12 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:18,920 Shut up. See? 13 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,350 - Well fine but I think it's worth pointing out 14 00:00:21,349 --> 00:00:22,309 (crashing) 15 00:00:22,307 --> 00:00:24,147 that I'm the only one being nice here. 16 00:00:24,145 --> 00:00:24,975 Fatima? 17 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:27,300 - I am fine. 18 00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:28,143 - [Fred] Fatima. 19 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,660 - You did a number on your knee there. 20 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:32,300 - What? You're a doctor now? 21 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,710 - I happen to interview medical people 22 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:35,090 on my show from time to time. 23 00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:36,054 Now here, let me give you a hand. 24 00:00:36,052 --> 00:00:37,482 - A man cannot touch me. 25 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,180 - Well aren't you the sexist. 26 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:40,680 - Someone call Rayyan. 27 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,390 She's a doctor. 28 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:43,860 - Here, let me. 29 00:00:43,859 --> 00:00:46,469 (bag crunching) 30 00:00:46,474 --> 00:00:48,344 - Oh, Fatima. 31 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,790 I came as soon as I heard. 32 00:00:50,790 --> 00:00:52,560 Oh, you're bleeding. 33 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,390 - No. 34 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,370 - Actually, that bloods mine. 35 00:00:57,370 --> 00:01:00,450 (intro music begins) 36 00:01:36,117 --> 00:01:37,847 - Looks like a nasty sprain. 37 00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:39,980 - You don't have to dumb it down for me. 38 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,130 I came for your medical opinion. 39 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:45,020 - You visciated your anterior cruciate ligament. 40 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,250 - Oh no. 41 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,550 What does that mean? 42 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:50,060 - Looks like a nasty sprain. 43 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:52,370 Our physiotherapist on Tuesday afternoons. 44 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:54,470 - Who's going to cook for my customers, you? 45 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:57,030 - Not unless you have really good insurance. 46 00:01:57,030 --> 00:01:58,150 Uh, how about swimming? 47 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,780 The aqua fit class meets at the pool. 48 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:02,360 - The public pool? No. 49 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,170 Swimming, I will not do it. 50 00:02:06,087 --> 00:02:07,397 I told you I was not comfortable with this. 51 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,540 - Oh, stop fussing. 52 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:09,370 This is gonna be fun. 53 00:02:09,373 --> 00:02:10,953 - Where's the teacher? She's late. 54 00:02:10,950 --> 00:02:12,460 What is that man doing here? 55 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:15,980 - [Man] Okay ladies, welcome to aqua fit. 56 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,000 - Excuse me, hi. 57 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,170 Can you tell us when the women's class starts? 58 00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:20,000 - As soon as I can decide 59 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:22,763 if we're going techno or salsa. 60 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,670 What do you think, sister? 61 00:02:24,672 --> 00:02:25,512 - I am not your sister. 62 00:02:25,505 --> 00:02:26,365 - There's been a mistake. 63 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:27,710 We can't this class. 64 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:29,200 - Oh, what's the matter? 65 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,330 Never met a "friend of Dorothy" before? 66 00:02:31,331 --> 00:02:32,161 - No. 67 00:02:32,164 --> 00:02:33,004 - Friend of Dorothy? 68 00:02:32,997 --> 00:02:33,827 - He means he's gay. 69 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:34,660 - Oh. 70 00:02:34,663 --> 00:02:37,343 - Look, you don't understand, we're Muslims. 71 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:39,290 Men can't see us in our bathing suits. 72 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:40,750 They're too revealing. 73 00:02:40,753 --> 00:02:41,593 (chuckling) 74 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:44,256 - Not revealing anything I'm interested in, okay? 75 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:45,463 (machine straining) 76 00:02:45,463 --> 00:02:47,663 - The pool is broken, lets go. 77 00:02:47,664 --> 00:02:48,774 - It's the pump. 78 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:50,567 Needs a good hard scrub, but don't we all? 79 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,970 So, ladies, are you in or are you out? 80 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,112 - Sorry, this isn't going to work for us. 81 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:56,640 - That's what I had to tell Becky Swanson at the prom. 82 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,184 (light laugh) 83 00:02:58,180 --> 00:02:59,660 - Who is Dorothy? 84 00:02:59,659 --> 00:03:01,359 - You know, the gays, they love Judy Garland. 85 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,810 - Who's Judy Garland? 86 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,270 - It's complicated. 87 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:05,580 - This is all too much for us. 88 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:08,240 I just want to sell the cafe and live in a cave. 89 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,160 - Have you priced caves lately? 90 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,330 No, you have a right to swim. 91 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,120 - But you just heard, it's impossible. 92 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,030 - Don't worry. 93 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:16,630 When your mom works for the mayor, 94 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,330 nothing is impossible. 95 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:20,150 - Impossible, it's not happening. 96 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,210 - Oh, come on Ann, 97 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:24,010 is my daughters request so outrageous? 98 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:24,840 Can't the pool afford 99 00:03:24,843 --> 00:03:26,313 to hire one female life guard? 100 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,080 - It's not money, it's optics. 101 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,950 To the Muslin community 102 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:32,470 after that disastrous open house. 103 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:35,530 - A small explosion in the mosque. 104 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:37,240 What's the big deal? 105 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,450 Okay, when you say it out loud 106 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,820 - Lot's of non-Muslim women 107 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,480 prefer women's only swims too. 108 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,930 - Yeah, what do you say Ann? 109 00:03:42,926 --> 00:03:44,016 Could we look into it? 110 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:45,090 - We can't afford it, I'm sorry Rayyan. 111 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:47,410 - You just said it wasn't about the money. 112 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:49,690 - What, are you a reporter? Fine. 113 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:52,520 You get me 150 signatures on a petition, 114 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,030 I'll bring it up at the budge meeting next week. 115 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,214 - Okay, 150 signatures. 116 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:58,930 Do they all have to be different? 117 00:03:58,932 --> 00:03:59,772 (laughing) 118 00:03:59,765 --> 00:04:00,595 - Funny. 119 00:04:00,598 --> 00:04:02,018 She must get that from you. 120 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,760 - Go, her worship has spoken. 121 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,110 - Her worship has spoken? 122 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:07,940 - Yeah, I 123 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,330 - I like that. 124 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:12,430 (sighing relief) 125 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:13,510 (spooky theremin playing) 126 00:04:13,510 --> 00:04:16,280 - You know, I'm gonna be Captain Jack Sparrow 127 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,840 while I'm filling up my treasure chest 128 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,572 and you're gonna be at home praying for candy. 129 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:23,000 - Jamal, stop teasing. 130 00:04:22,999 --> 00:04:24,609 You know she's not allowed to go trick or treating. 131 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:26,320 - Okay, don't worry Layla. 132 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,500 I'll bring at school so you can look at it. 133 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,710 - It's so unfair, can't you talk to my dad? 134 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,840 - I can't talk to Baber. 135 00:04:32,842 --> 00:04:33,682 It's not my business. 136 00:04:33,675 --> 00:04:34,665 - You know, my dad says that 137 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:36,570 only bad Muslims let their kids 138 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,870 go out and trick or treat. 139 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,580 - Now it's my business. 140 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,080 Maybe I will talk to him. 141 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,380 - [Layla] Good. 142 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,030 - I though it was none of your business. 143 00:04:45,029 --> 00:04:45,859 (slapping) 144 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:46,952 - Mind your own business. 145 00:04:49,068 --> 00:04:52,148 (door creaking shut) 146 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,835 (praying in Arabic) 147 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:01,680 - I thought you might need 148 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,340 some help with your Friday sermon. 149 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:06,270 - You did see the "do not disturb" on my door? 150 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:07,130 - Ah yes don't worry 151 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,200 I won't let anyone disturb you. 152 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,990 - Baber, I need time in my day 153 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:13,010 for spiritual reflection. 154 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,010 - Will the devil care about 155 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,160 your "do not disturb" sign 156 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,530 when he comes knocking? 157 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:19,720 - Okay, I'll bite, 158 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,600 why would the devil come knocking? 159 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,580 - To get some candy. 160 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,220 - Ah, Halloween? 161 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,960 - It is pagan witchcraft. 162 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,100 When I was imam, 163 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,670 my anti-Halloween sermon 164 00:05:29,669 --> 00:05:30,499 (laughing) 165 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:32,152 it was the highlight of the year. 166 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,630 - I'm sure it was. 167 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:34,460 For you. 168 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,800 Fine, if you leave I'll contemplate 169 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,500 mentioning Halloween in my sermon. 170 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:44,940 What? 171 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,280 - Are you contemplating? 172 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,820 - Are you leaving? 173 00:05:47,824 --> 00:05:51,094 (upbeat music playing) 174 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:53,100 - We've been through the budget twice. 175 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,730 There's no money for this. 176 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,530 - No keep looking, keep looking. 177 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:59,570 As a Muslim woman, this is a crucial issue. 178 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:01,720 Let's look in the discretionary again. 179 00:06:01,724 --> 00:06:03,854 (paper crinkling) 180 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:05,380 - All right, okay here we go. 181 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:06,570 Here's something. 182 00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:08,510 The mayor's conference. 183 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:09,940 - The Beijing trip? 184 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,870 You can't give up going to China. 185 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,080 It would kill you. 186 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,930 - You are so sweet. 187 00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:16,830 But not me, you. 188 00:06:16,831 --> 00:06:17,661 (chuckling) 189 00:06:17,664 --> 00:06:19,404 See that ten grand beside your name? 190 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,570 There's your lifeguard. 191 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:22,600 - But I have to go. 192 00:06:23,443 --> 00:06:24,643 (speaking in Chinese) 193 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,340 That means "scrambled eggs please" in Mandarin. 194 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:28,371 - Oo oo, write that down for me. 195 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:29,200 - But, but 196 00:06:29,203 --> 00:06:30,133 - Good work, Sarah. 197 00:06:31,013 --> 00:06:32,433 And if your kid comes through with the petition, 198 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:34,580 the Muslims will have their girl lifeguard. 199 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:36,710 - That's wonderful. 200 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:39,050 That's the best news I had all year. 201 00:06:39,054 --> 00:06:39,894 (pencil snapping) 202 00:06:39,887 --> 00:06:40,717 - What was that noise? 203 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,840 - Sound of a dream dying. 204 00:06:42,842 --> 00:06:45,682 (sad acoustic guitar playing) 205 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:46,760 - So here's the petition. 206 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:47,773 All you have to do is get people to sign it. 207 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:49,170 - How will I do that? 208 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:51,670 - Either they sign or no food. 209 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:53,290 - Ah, like an election. 210 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,380 In the old country. 211 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,860 - Exactly. 212 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:58,290 - Perhaps we are causing too much trouble. 213 00:06:58,290 --> 00:07:00,040 - Well, sometimes in order to change the world 214 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,210 you have to cause a little trouble. 215 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,460 - I just have to swim for my knee. 216 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:05,770 - It's not about your knee. 217 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:09,080 It's about the knee of the entire Muslim world. 218 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,910 - Is this really necessary? 219 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:13,470 - Yes, doctor's orders. 220 00:07:18,768 --> 00:07:22,498 (machine rumbling) 221 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,820 - What is that racket? 222 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:25,040 - It's the pump. 223 00:07:25,035 --> 00:07:25,865 - Ah. 224 00:07:25,868 --> 00:07:27,318 - It's probably got a lot of hair clogged in there. 225 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:28,163 - Ew. 226 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,076 - Too much information? 227 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:31,750 - I see there's a few signatures 228 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,260 on the petition already. 229 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:36,250 I guess you must be pretty upset about this. 230 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,220 - Upset? 231 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,050 - Mm hm. 232 00:07:38,053 --> 00:07:39,523 - Cher's retirement upset me. 233 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,630 This, I could care less. 234 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:43,790 - But they're taking your woman's aqua fit class from you. 235 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:44,730 - Oh, boo hoo. 236 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:46,650 I'm really gonna miss waking up at 5 a.m. 237 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:49,910 listening to women whine about their hot flashes. 238 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,430 No offense. 239 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:54,210 - I'm sure I wouldn't know anything about that. 240 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:55,040 (nervously laughing) 241 00:07:55,043 --> 00:07:55,883 - Right. 242 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,066 So what, are you against it is that it? 243 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:58,450 - No, no, no. Not at all. 244 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,550 I uh, as a Muslim and as a woman 245 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:02,750 I am completely for it. 246 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,720 - Right. 247 00:08:03,719 --> 00:08:04,549 (laughing) 248 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,392 You sound like I did 249 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,465 when I used to tell my mom I had a girlfriend. 250 00:08:09,229 --> 00:08:10,059 - What? 251 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,720 I don't suppose you're going to sign that? 252 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,550 - Why not? 253 00:08:15,553 --> 00:08:17,663 I think a female instructor is a great idea. 254 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:18,490 - Oh I just thought 255 00:08:18,493 --> 00:08:20,193 as an intelligent, liberated, woman 256 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:22,090 you'd see this is as a step backwards 257 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:25,130 to, to gendered apartheid. 258 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,300 - You're just saying that cause you're skinny. 259 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:30,010 What do you care who sees you in a bathing suit? 260 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:30,840 - Fine. 261 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,783 You've probably already been to China. 262 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:36,924 (door creaking) 263 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,310 - Housekeeping. 264 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,690 - Very funny. 265 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:42,070 Can't I enjoy a few minutes of my privacy? 266 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:44,640 - Are you recharging you spiritual batteries? 267 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,240 - That's why I put up the sign. 268 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,410 - Oh, well, good for you. 269 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:49,600 I hope everyone respects it. 270 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,750 Can you mention our petition 271 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,600 at the end of Friday's sermon? 272 00:08:52,603 --> 00:08:54,063 (clearing throat) 273 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:55,380 - Yeah, fine. 274 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,930 Right after I curse the devil for Baber. 275 00:08:57,930 --> 00:08:59,360 - Okay. 276 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:00,860 Thanks. 277 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:02,410 Would you like me to close my door now? 278 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:03,890 - As long as you're on the other side. 279 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:06,290 - Oh whatever side you're on, 280 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:07,480 I'm on the other side. 281 00:09:09,072 --> 00:09:10,902 (door clunking shut) 282 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,860 - So, you see my conflict. 283 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,610 - One hundred percent but, 284 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:15,580 you're not going to try 285 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:17,980 and sabotage Rayyan's petition are you? 286 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:19,755 - Of course not. 287 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:23,230 I support it whole heartedly. 288 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,640 - I'm gonna pretend to believe you. 289 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,430 - Thank you darling. 290 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,210 You know, I think you should sign it. 291 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:29,350 It's the right thing to do. 292 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:30,180 - No. 293 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:32,053 Because I love you, I will not sign. 294 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:33,460 - Oh, well I tried. 295 00:09:34,382 --> 00:09:35,792 (country song playing on radio) 296 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:37,630 - It's a good job that Topper 297 00:09:37,631 --> 00:09:38,901 hasn't caught wind of the whole lifeguard thing. 298 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:42,090 Cause he would rant about it and rant about it. 299 00:09:42,093 --> 00:09:42,933 - Oh yeah, that horrible man. 300 00:09:42,926 --> 00:09:43,756 That would be 301 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:44,589 - [Rayyan] Hello 302 00:09:44,592 --> 00:09:45,752 - Awful 303 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:46,580 - Ah 304 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,023 - Dad, will you sign my petition? 305 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,720 - Because I love you, I will sign. 306 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,010 - Mom 307 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:55,840 - Oh, I'd love to but I can't. 308 00:09:55,843 --> 00:09:58,043 You see, I work for the mayor so it's uh 309 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,350 sort of uh, conflict of interest. 310 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,180 - Really? 311 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,023 - Yeah. 312 00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:02,936 - Huge conflict. 313 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:06,410 - Okay, makes sense. 314 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,270 Hm, I have to go put more of these around town. 315 00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:09,650 So, bye. 316 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:12,140 - Bye. See ya. 317 00:10:12,143 --> 00:10:14,093 - Put it behind you, darling. 318 00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:16,080 There will be plenty of other opportunities 319 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,210 for you to go to China. 320 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,190 - Not in this lifetime. 321 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:21,042 (exhaling) 322 00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:22,835 If only Muslims believed in reincarnation. 323 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:26,590 - Oh look at that, 324 00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:27,418 we're going to the Great Wall. 325 00:10:27,421 --> 00:10:28,661 - Great. 326 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:29,740 - Oh I'm sorry. 327 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:31,230 Is this hard on you? 328 00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:32,058 - No, no. 329 00:10:32,061 --> 00:10:32,891 - No, should I look at this at home? 330 00:10:32,894 --> 00:10:33,834 - No no no, I'm fine. 331 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,521 - You know, I was at the pool today. 332 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,560 The petition's starting to fill up. 333 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,740 - Oh good. 334 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:40,300 Victory for Islam. 335 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,610 - You know what? 336 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,990 Next year the conference is gonna be in 337 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,410 Buffalo. 338 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:46,790 Should be a blast. 339 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:47,870 - I'll count the days. 340 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:49,630 - You do that. 341 00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:50,870 I have to go. 342 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:51,800 Passport pictures. 343 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,240 - Your worship. 344 00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,709 Hey toots, how's the knee? 345 00:10:57,710 --> 00:10:59,200 - You care about my knee? 346 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,970 Sign the petition. 347 00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:02,046 - [Fred] Petition? 348 00:11:02,051 --> 00:11:02,881 Is somebody finally running 349 00:11:02,884 --> 00:11:04,584 that pinko Ann Popowicz out of office, huh? 350 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,750 - It's a petition to hire a female lifeguard. 351 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,700 - Oh, a chick lifeguard. 352 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,650 Finally a reason to get mouth to mouth. 353 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:12,710 - Oh hi Fred. 354 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,790 - Mrs. Hamoudi. 355 00:11:14,790 --> 00:11:16,900 How are things down at that organic love farm 356 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,200 you call town hall? 357 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,030 - Not bad. 358 00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:19,993 We're starting a grow up. 359 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,240 Just kidding 360 00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:23,084 - Oh. 361 00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:24,657 - So, I see you're signing that thing. 362 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:25,730 - Yeah, I know, I know. 363 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:27,390 You're think I'm a male chauvinist pig 364 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:28,560 because I want to sit around and ogle 365 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,350 some Baywatch babe in a chair. 366 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:31,310 You know what? 367 00:11:31,308 --> 00:11:32,138 You can't stop me, I'm signing. 368 00:11:32,141 --> 00:11:32,971 - No, that's good. That's 369 00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:34,114 I want you to. 370 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:34,940 - Hold it. 371 00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:36,713 Ding, ding, ding, ding, alarm bells. 372 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,110 You want me to sign this? 373 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:39,520 - Yeah, sure I do. 374 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,240 As a woman and a Muslim woman 375 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,980 - Whoa whoa, is this part of your wacky cult? 376 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:47,540 - Well, Muslim women don't believe 377 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,530 in coed bathing but it's really got 378 00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:52,800 - Muslims dictating town hiring practices? 379 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,159 (chuckling excitedly) 380 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,460 The great Islamic swimming pool cover up. 381 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:59,690 Today we bear all on Wake Up People. 382 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:01,330 Thanks for the tip. 383 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,720 God I am good at my job. 384 00:12:05,171 --> 00:12:06,001 - Fred 385 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,420 - Wake up, people. 386 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,980 Ten grand down the dumper. 387 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,410 For a female lifeguard. 388 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:20,050 Just another day at town hall. 389 00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:23,400 These people flush away money like they're the CBC. 390 00:12:24,248 --> 00:12:25,208 (chuckling) 391 00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:27,956 Today, a brand new topic to cut our teeth on. 392 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,630 Islam and why it's evil. 393 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:31,460 Give me a buzz. 394 00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:33,233 - Can't you give me a little more time? 395 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,530 Fred ravings really slowed signatures down. 396 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,890 - I'm sorry Rayyan, 397 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,880 the budget meeting is tomorrow morning. 398 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,440 - Oh well, we tried. 399 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,530 Better luck next time. 400 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:42,840 - But we're so close. 401 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,560 - Close only counts in horseshoes. 402 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,800 Do Muslims play horseshoes? 403 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,620 I find these little cultural differences so interesting. 404 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,890 - Can we focus please? 405 00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:54,598 - Oh Rayyan I'm sorry. 406 00:12:54,603 --> 00:12:56,033 We had no choice, right Ann? 407 00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,750 - How did Fred find out 408 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,900 the lifeguard was for the Muslims? 409 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,540 - Good question, you leave it to me. 410 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,400 I will get to the bottom of this. 411 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,720 - Thank god he doesn't know about our trip to China. 412 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,060 - No. 413 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,020 - He'd have a conniption over the cost. 414 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,480 - You're going to China? 415 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,600 - Yes. 416 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,650 - Routine trip, nothing special. 417 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:16,480 Waste of time. 418 00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:17,723 Worst part of the job. 419 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,380 - But why are you acting so weird? 420 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,380 - Weird? 421 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,223 (laughing) 422 00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:22,046 Honey, honey. 423 00:13:22,049 --> 00:13:24,829 Oh, you've had some bad news go, go grab a nap. 424 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,230 What? 425 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:29,533 - Nobody answered my question about the horseshoes. 426 00:13:31,382 --> 00:13:32,602 (spooky theremin playing) 427 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,500 - Jack-o-lanterns? 428 00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:37,627 Desecration, in the house of Allah. 429 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:40,130 - Oh Baber, I'm so glad you're here. 430 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:42,970 There's something I've been meaning to say to you. 431 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,840 Mind your own business. 432 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,590 - Islam is my business. 433 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:47,760 How dare you let your son 434 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:48,588 - How dare I? 435 00:13:48,591 --> 00:13:49,461 It's only Halloween. 436 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,580 It's not like they're out 437 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,680 drinking and dirty dancing. 438 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,900 - We're not? 439 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,050 - Watch your smart mouth or you go nowhere. 440 00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:00,460 - What if he leaves Islam to become a witch? 441 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,400 - You can do that? 442 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,770 - I will not allow this. 443 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,590 - I will not allow you to not all this. 444 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:07,410 - I will not allow this devil worship. 445 00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:09,410 - Let go of the pumpkin. 446 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,310 - Pumpkins have more friends than you do. 447 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,270 - Have some respect 448 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,148 - Go make some pies 449 00:14:12,147 --> 00:14:14,477 (muffled arguing) 450 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,310 (book thudding shut) 451 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,303 - My daughter doesn't want to. 452 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,800 She's a good Muslim. 453 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,630 - No I'm not, I swear. 454 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,213 - You hear that? This evil 455 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,110 - [Fatima] Let go. 456 00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:23,661 (thudding crash) 457 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:24,610 - That's enough. 458 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,490 My mosque, my rules. 459 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:31,010 Carving pumpkins is inappropriate. 460 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:33,870 Halloween is not a Muslim holiday. 461 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,090 - Thank you brother Amaar. 462 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:37,340 - The only solution is, 463 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,320 having an Islamic version. 464 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,110 We'll call it Halaloween. 465 00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:44,920 - You're mocking me. 466 00:14:44,923 --> 00:14:46,293 - I'm serious. 467 00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,830 The kids can get dressed up 468 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,700 like non-human figures from the Quran. 469 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,120 - Like what, a fig? 470 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,450 - That's good. 471 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:55,670 Or an olive, or a date, or 472 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,330 an olive. 473 00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,720 You can't have a problem with that. 474 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,550 - I could. 475 00:15:00,553 --> 00:15:01,943 I was gonna be a pirate. 476 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:03,150 - Never mind. 477 00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,370 It is too dangerous. 478 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,820 Layla could get poisoned by white people. 479 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,770 - Not if she has a Muslim escort. 480 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,010 Right, Fatima? 481 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,670 - I can't walk with my bad knee. 482 00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:19,124 (music playing) 483 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,220 - One lump or two? 484 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,340 - Two please. 485 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:24,060 I haven't had a moments peace all day. 486 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:27,600 - Amaar, maybe you're coming at this the wrong way. 487 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,950 - Explain. 488 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,320 - Well, what I admire about Islam 489 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,250 is that you don't leave your faith behind 490 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,220 when you leave the mosque. 491 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,790 Everything you've done this week is spiritual. 492 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,710 - Everything? 493 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,490 - It's all God's work. 494 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,970 - Petition? Halloween hysterics? 495 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:47,220 - Amaar, we all have our cross to bear. 496 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,170 Or the Muslim equivalent. 497 00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,445 - Mm. 498 00:15:51,446 --> 00:15:52,276 (mugs clinking) 499 00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:53,109 L'chaim. 500 00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:56,806 (spooky theremin playing) 501 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:58,230 - Let's make this quick. 502 00:15:58,230 --> 00:16:00,430 I have to get home and pray for forgiveness. 503 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:03,010 - I can't believe I'm a stupid fig. 504 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,640 - Would you rather be an olive? 505 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,650 - My Halaloween, my rules. 506 00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,810 - Sweet Osama costume. 507 00:16:08,814 --> 00:16:11,164 The beard looks totally real dude. 508 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,420 - Osama? 509 00:16:12,423 --> 00:16:14,423 - [Children] Trick or treat. 510 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,460 - What do we have here? 511 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:18,030 Oh, Mr. Bones. 512 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,210 Dressing up like the Taliban. 513 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,679 (giggling) 514 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,830 That's so topical. 515 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:24,620 - Taliban? 516 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,760 - Absolutely marvelous. 517 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,930 - Marvelous? 518 00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:31,029 (laughing) 519 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,240 - But what are these kids supposed to be? 520 00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:34,246 - Uh. 521 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,620 - Children today, they have no imagination. 522 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,970 - Nice costume, fig. 523 00:16:42,228 --> 00:16:44,138 - Rayyan, what makes you possibly think 524 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,160 your mother would sabotage you petition? 525 00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:48,004 - Yeah. 526 00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:50,027 - Fatima told me she saw her talking to Fred. 527 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,450 - Honey, you have to believe me. 528 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,800 It just came out. 529 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,390 I, I , I tried. 530 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,630 - I knew it. 531 00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:59,690 How could you? 532 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,640 I know that you don't like 533 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,440 some of Islam's rules about women. 534 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:03,283 - No, I 535 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:05,356 - But Fred Tupper? 536 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,910 He's the enemy. 537 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:10,460 - Honey, I didn't sabotage the petition. 538 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:13,370 I mean, I didn't mean to sabotage the petition. 539 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,420 I mean, okay did I sabotage the petition? 540 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,320 - You know you did. 541 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,590 You undermined me so you could go on a trip. 542 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:22,580 That's evil. 543 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,860 - Oh my god, that's exactly what I did. 544 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,570 But it was sleazy, not evil. 545 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,110 - Dad? 546 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:28,940 - Don't blame me. 547 00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:30,583 I signed. 548 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,410 - Great. 549 00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:32,733 - I can't be here right now. 550 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,780 - No, Rayyan, please honey I, I, I 551 00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:39,505 (screaming) 552 00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:40,938 - Beware of the bad terrorist. 553 00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:41,897 (laughing) 554 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,095 (children screaming) 555 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:43,943 - Here I come. 556 00:17:43,936 --> 00:17:45,346 Osama gonna get you 557 00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:46,543 (laughing) 558 00:17:46,535 --> 00:17:47,365 - Can we go home now? 559 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,370 - I finally feel at home 560 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,160 in this godless western society. 561 00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:54,563 Mm, look, those decorations. 562 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,310 I bet they have fizzy candy hearts. 563 00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,260 - Maybe when she gets to China 564 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:04,140 she'll catch the bird flu. 565 00:18:04,135 --> 00:18:05,475 - Rayyan. 566 00:18:05,483 --> 00:18:07,913 - Aw, I'm tired of being nice all the time. 567 00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:10,420 Maybe I should be selfish for a change. 568 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,246 - Hm. 569 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,560 So far, so good. 570 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,760 - Uh, hi. 571 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,010 I'm Rayyan. 572 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:19,880 I am the injured party in all of this. 573 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,730 - What about the other injured party? 574 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:25,020 - Oh god, Fatima. 575 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,570 You're right, I am horrible. 576 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,870 - Small horrible. 577 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,640 - Fatima's going to have to wear an Islamic swimsuit. 578 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,350 - Is it that bad? 579 00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:38,940 - Well, lets just say she won't be cold. 580 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,480 - Okay. 581 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,860 Back to wishing your mother had the bird flu? 582 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,460 - A mild strain. 583 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,550 Maybe a little ear bleeding. 584 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:49,380 - Rayyan. 585 00:18:49,383 --> 00:18:50,223 - Mm hm. 586 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,706 - I think you need to pray. 587 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,390 - I think you're right. 588 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,990 I will go do that and um 589 00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,960 I'm sorry for taking you away 590 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,980 from your spiritual time. 591 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,150 - It's all spiritual. 592 00:19:04,146 --> 00:19:05,656 (lightly giggling) 593 00:19:05,656 --> 00:19:06,486 - Okay. 594 00:19:11,654 --> 00:19:15,654 (slow reflective music playing) 595 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:32,143 Allahu Akbar. 596 00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:38,325 (machine sputtering loudly) 597 00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,487 (silence) 598 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:43,830 - Just like that. 599 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,210 The whole damn pump blows 600 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,440 in the middle of the night. 601 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,500 They had to put in a new one. 602 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,880 - So when will they reopen? 603 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,970 - It'll be open again this afternoon. 604 00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:51,814 - Oh. 605 00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:52,847 - But here's the really ironic part. 606 00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:54,467 (chuckling) 607 00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:56,480 It cost ten grand to fix. 608 00:19:56,483 --> 00:19:58,733 (laughing) 609 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,610 - I'm not going to China, am I? 610 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,550 - Don't worry. 611 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:05,100 I'll bring you back a genuine Chinese souvenir. 612 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,770 A knock off Louis Vuitton bag. 613 00:20:16,818 --> 00:20:18,618 - Wow, I wonder where she got that. 614 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,750 It would really coverup my cellulite. 615 00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:22,139 (Fatima clearing her throat) 616 00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:24,286 - Oo oo, welcome back. 617 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,490 So, you're good to go? 618 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:29,430 - Yes, I'm here to fix my knee. 619 00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,420 - Girl about that getup. 620 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,860 You make that work. 621 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,949 (chuckling) 622 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:38,110 So, techno? Or Salsa? 623 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,270 - Salsa. 624 00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:40,096 - Okay. 625 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,230 Woo, you ready? 626 00:20:44,749 --> 00:20:45,579 Sorry. 627 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,600 Okay girls, in the pool. 628 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,650 It's aqua fit time. 629 00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,530 Move what God gave ya. 630 00:20:53,530 --> 00:20:55,330 - Slice or zest. 631 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,250 - Mm, today I would like zest. 632 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,360 - Ah 633 00:20:58,355 --> 00:20:59,405 (kissing) 634 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:01,460 My reason for living, how was work? 635 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,298 - Ah, fine. Hi sweetie. 636 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,130 - Hi. 637 00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:05,163 - Did you hear about the pool pump? 638 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,360 - Ah, yes, I believe the Hindus call that karma. 639 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,350 - I was selfish and horrible. 640 00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,510 - Yes, you were but so was I. 641 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:13,440 - Ah ha. 642 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,690 - Although, much less so. 643 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,850 - You two are exactly alike. 644 00:21:18,847 --> 00:21:21,057 - [Sarah And Rayyan] No we're not. 645 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,240 (doorbell ringing) 646 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,070 - I'll get it. 647 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:23,913 - Who's that? 648 00:21:23,906 --> 00:21:25,476 - Well, to show that I'm not still mad, 649 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,450 I ordered dinner. 650 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:29,920 - I don't deserve you, darling. 651 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,257 (softly giggling) 652 00:21:31,262 --> 00:21:33,092 - Chinese anyone? 653 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:33,932 (laughing) 654 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:34,825 - Funny. 655 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:36,180 - I must get that from you. 656 00:21:37,211 --> 00:21:39,411 (end credits theme playing) 657 00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:40,763 - Yeah, I can't believe you did that. 658 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,410 - Yeah, well I got your favorite. 659 00:21:43,277 --> 00:21:47,107 (end credits theme continues)