1 00:00:00,024 --> 00:00:02,694 (gentle music) 2 00:00:11,806 --> 00:00:13,466 - Come on, come on. 3 00:00:13,465 --> 00:00:16,475 (speaking in foreign language) 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,310 Let's get inside. 5 00:00:17,313 --> 00:00:18,563 Hello, my beautiful darling. 6 00:00:18,563 --> 00:00:20,823 (speaking in foreign language) 7 00:00:20,819 --> 00:00:22,349 Let's hurry up inside, come on. 8 00:00:23,243 --> 00:00:24,523 (speaking in foreign language) 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,110 - Finally our own mosque. 10 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:29,390 No more shopping around for one basement to another. 11 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:30,390 Well done, Yasir. 12 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:32,237 We can hold our heads high. 13 00:00:32,243 --> 00:00:34,413 - Yes, yes, let's get inside. 14 00:00:34,405 --> 00:00:35,745 Let's get to the side. 15 00:00:35,752 --> 00:00:40,082 (gentle music continues) 16 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,860 - As Muslims, we must realize 17 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:45,030 the enemy is not the only out there. 18 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:48,030 The enemy is much closer than you think. 19 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:50,370 The enemy is in your kitchen. 20 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:53,320 - Maybe while the enemy's in there, he could do the dishes. 21 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,870 - Make the point. 22 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:57,260 - Dad, Baber never has a point. 23 00:00:57,260 --> 00:01:01,110 - My point is this, wine gums, 24 00:01:02,003 --> 00:01:05,253 rye bread, licorice. 25 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:11,360 Western traps designed to seduce Muslims to drink alcohol. 26 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,330 - His sermons are gonna drive me to drink alcohol. 27 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:14,590 - Patience, daughter. 28 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:15,730 This is his last sermon. 29 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:17,890 The new imam will be on his way very soon. 30 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:21,527 - "American Idol," "Canadian Idol." 31 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:25,210 I say, all idols must be smashed. 32 00:01:25,207 --> 00:01:27,197 "Desperate Housewives." 33 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,860 Why should they be desperate when they're only performing 34 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,290 their natural womanly duties? 35 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:34,890 - Hey, did you tape last night's episode? 36 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:36,090 - It was so good. - Yeah. 37 00:01:36,091 --> 00:01:37,011 - Hey, tst. 38 00:01:38,545 --> 00:01:42,455 (speaking in foreign language) 39 00:02:05,804 --> 00:02:08,554 (metal clatters) 40 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:13,605 - Sorry, thought was, I'm in the wrong place. 41 00:02:13,605 --> 00:02:15,305 (speaking in foreign language) 42 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:17,917 - Excuse me, wait, just. 43 00:02:17,915 --> 00:02:20,575 (upbeat music) 44 00:02:24,555 --> 00:02:26,925 - Yeah is this terrorist attack hotline? 45 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:28,150 You want me to hold? 46 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,870 (upbeat music) 47 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,300 - Mom, stop it with the guilt. 48 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:10,350 No, don't put Dad on. 49 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:11,510 I've been planning this for months. 50 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:13,410 It's not like I dropped a bomb on him. 51 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,000 If Dad thinks it's suicide, so be it. 52 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,920 This is Allah's plan for me. 53 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,480 - Oh my. 54 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,160 - I'm not throwing my life away. 55 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:26,050 I'm moving to the prairies to run a mosque. 56 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,290 - Step away from the bag. 57 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:33,410 You're not goin' to paradise today. 58 00:03:33,410 --> 00:03:34,240 - Excuse me. 59 00:03:34,243 --> 00:03:35,383 What is going on? 60 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,483 You must have the wrong person. 61 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,770 Those are my bags. 62 00:03:37,770 --> 00:03:40,060 - I saw 'em bowing and moaning just like on CNN. 63 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:40,890 - They're Muslims. 64 00:03:40,893 --> 00:03:42,563 They pray five times a day. 65 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,570 - You rented the parish hall to a bunch of fanatics? 66 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:46,930 - Don't be paranoid. 67 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,970 Many churches rent space to businesses. 68 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:53,010 This is simply a pilot project. 69 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:54,010 - Pilot? 70 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,130 They're training pilots? 71 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:56,210 - Calm down, Joe. 72 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:59,930 There's nothing sinister about Yasir's construction company. 73 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:03,320 - Osama bin Ladin ran a construction company, too. 74 00:04:03,319 --> 00:04:06,319 (upbeat music) 75 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,800 - I will not eat cucumber sandwiches during Ramadan. 76 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,680 - And I will not fill my stomach with lead 77 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,030 after a really long day of fasting. 78 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:17,000 - Goat is traditional. 79 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,700 - A goat is a bearded garburator. 80 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:21,950 - Just like your husband. 81 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,430 - You like my cucumber sandwiches, don't you? 82 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:28,270 - I like all the food my beautiful wife makes. 83 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:30,350 - Yasir, would you please explain to Fatima 84 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:32,540 that the stove here is not big enough 85 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,230 to cook a whole goat in? 86 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:37,270 - And would you tell your wife I don't need a stove. 87 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:39,900 I will roast it on a spit out front. 88 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:40,990 - Out front, out front. 89 00:04:40,991 --> 00:04:42,181 No, no, no, no. 90 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,010 No. 91 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:44,343 We do not break the fast out front. 92 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:46,380 - Why not? 93 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,100 - Too many people. 94 00:04:50,102 --> 00:04:51,502 We'll never get the permit. 95 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,400 No goat. 96 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,890 - Yasir, you love goat. 97 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:56,910 - Why don't we break the fast in our basement as usual? 98 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:58,820 - What was the point of having a new mosque then? 99 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,540 - It's just Ramadan. 100 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,560 Why are we making a big meal out of it? 101 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,000 - Yasir, what do you think? 102 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,970 It stands out, yes? 103 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,520 - Why do we need a sign? 104 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,120 Everybody already knows it's a mosque. 105 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,210 - It's beautiful. 106 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,100 - Okay, we have to leave, everyone, please. 107 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,760 I have a customer, please, out. 108 00:05:16,129 --> 00:05:17,599 - Is it finished? - Please. 109 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,620 Hello, hello. 110 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:20,570 So nice of you to come back. 111 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,890 How can I help you? 112 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:23,550 - My shingles, my roof. 113 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:25,120 - Yes, let's step into my office. 114 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,500 - So what was happening in there earlier? 115 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,130 - That? 116 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,930 Impromptu worship. 117 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,850 Praying for business to pick up. 118 00:05:33,848 --> 00:05:34,728 - Yesir. 119 00:05:34,730 --> 00:05:36,180 I have had a brainstorm. 120 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:37,820 We can use a laundry room to wash 121 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:39,170 and shroud the dead bodies. 122 00:05:40,047 --> 00:05:42,707 (upbeat music) 123 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:50,240 - What's the charge? 124 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,620 Flying while Muslim? 125 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:55,850 - No, that's not the charge. 126 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:56,890 I was joking. 127 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,310 Muslims around the world are known for their sense of humor. 128 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,130 - I did not know that. 129 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,330 - That was another joke. 130 00:06:05,288 --> 00:06:06,118 (Amaar whooshes) 131 00:06:06,121 --> 00:06:08,491 - Whoa, whoa, what is that? 132 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:10,150 Some kinda signal? 133 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:12,100 - No, that's 'cause you didn't get the. 134 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:19,230 - You lived for over a year in Afghanistan. 135 00:06:19,230 --> 00:06:22,400 - I was volunteering with a development agency. 136 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,550 - Why did you leave your father's law firm? 137 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,240 - While I was in Egypt doing my Islamic studies, 138 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,410 I found my true calling. 139 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,550 - Explosives? 140 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,760 - Yeah, explosives. 141 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:38,290 Look, I am going to the Town of Mercy to work as an imam. 142 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,050 You know, like a priest. 143 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:41,510 Hold on, I can prove it. 144 00:06:41,510 --> 00:06:42,340 - Hey. 145 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:46,330 - I have the ad that I answered for the job. 146 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:56,150 You can call the mosque if you like. 147 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:59,340 If the story doesn't check out, you can deport me to Syria. 148 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:01,700 - Hey, you do not get to choose 149 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,310 which country we deport you to. 150 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:07,640 - Could you just call? 151 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,890 - All right, Mr. Rashid, 152 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:13,740 I am gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. 153 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:15,470 If this checks out, 154 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:18,800 you are one tiny step closer to getting outta here. 155 00:07:20,165 --> 00:07:22,665 (phone rings) 156 00:07:24,150 --> 00:07:24,980 - [Yasir Recording] Hello, you've reached 157 00:07:24,983 --> 00:07:28,223 Yasir's Construction and Contracting at our new location. 158 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,410 We'll blow away the competition. 159 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,188 (answering machine beeps) 160 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:35,840 - Let's get back to your time in Afghanistan. 161 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,630 - This is Fred Tupper 162 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:42,813 and you're listening to Wake Up, People. 163 00:07:42,814 --> 00:07:45,834 Joe, Reverend McGee claims 164 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:49,220 that he rented the church hall to a construction company. 165 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,000 - So he claims. 166 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,630 - But you know otherwise. 167 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:55,950 - I'm no expert, Fred, but when you walk into a room 168 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,350 and you see a Moolah with a beard 169 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:58,870 talking about blowing up "Canadian Idol," 170 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:01,320 you gotta figure he's not a roofer. 171 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,550 What's wrong with "Canadian Idol?" 172 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:05,080 - [Fred] It's not "Canadian Idol" they hate, Joe. 173 00:08:05,077 --> 00:08:09,137 No, no, no, no, no, it's freedom and "Canadian Idol." 174 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,650 - [Joe] I just wanted to redo my shingles 175 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:14,350 like any other average, normal, hardworking Canadian. 176 00:08:14,346 --> 00:08:15,746 - Yasir. 177 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:18,426 - [Fred] Now a construction company builds things, Joe. 178 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,200 These people destroy. 179 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,290 - [Joe] And then I heard someone talk about 180 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:26,360 washing the dead people in the laundry room. 181 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,150 - [Fred] But it gets even worse. 182 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:31,860 Now apparently, Muslim kingpin Yasir Hamoudi's wife, Sarah, 183 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,470 does PR work for the mayor. 184 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:35,380 I mean, their tentacles are everywhere. 185 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:36,380 Wake up, people. 186 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:40,390 - Sarah you're supposed to spin the news, not be the news. 187 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:42,340 - This has got Yasir written all over it. 188 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,510 He's up to something. 189 00:08:43,510 --> 00:08:44,730 - Call the police. 190 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:46,750 They'll put you in witness protection. 191 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:50,370 - Ann, Yasir is not a terrorist. 192 00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:53,180 - Oh, of course not. 193 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:55,060 - I can't believe you think that. 194 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,360 Yasir's even a card carrying conservative. 195 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,190 - You're right. 196 00:08:58,193 --> 00:08:59,703 It's ridiculous. 197 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,250 - Thank you. 198 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,260 - Or a really elaborate cover. 199 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:06,720 I'm joking. 200 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,490 Nevertheless, you better find out what the hell is going on. 201 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:13,710 - I will get the truth out of him. 202 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:15,110 - I can work with the truth. 203 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,090 - [Both] But only as a last resort. 204 00:09:18,089 --> 00:09:20,889 (upbeat music) 205 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:23,820 - I can't believe you lied to Reverend McGee and to me. 206 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:26,090 - Darling. - Hi, sweetie. 207 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:27,200 - Hi. - Hello, beautiful. 208 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,470 Honey, I'm a contractor. 209 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:30,400 Contractors don't lie. 210 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,230 - I don't understand 211 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:33,403 why you didn't just tell 'em about the mosque. 212 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,730 - Yes, this is a good one. 213 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:37,320 Reverend, I would like to run a mosque 214 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:38,750 out of your parish hall. 215 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:39,930 Would you like to tell Jesus or shall I? 216 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,310 - See, you said nothing. 217 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,270 That's just great. 218 00:09:42,266 --> 00:09:44,436 - Good because I thought you'd be angry. 219 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,180 Look, ladies, beautiful women, 220 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:50,140 I called a hundred places. 221 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:52,160 No one would rent to a mosque. 222 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,850 - There aren't 100 places in Mercy. 223 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:54,840 - How many times do I have to tell you 224 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,220 that lies only work when they're half true. 225 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:59,970 - What would work for you, darling, 50? 226 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:01,130 - Nope. 227 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:02,110 - 30? - Nope. 228 00:10:03,025 --> 00:10:04,885 - 22. 229 00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:05,719 Yes, 22's good. 230 00:10:05,722 --> 00:10:06,562 - Am I adopted? 231 00:10:06,555 --> 00:10:07,805 Please tell me I'm adopted. 232 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,610 - I can't believe you dragged the whole town into this, 233 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,350 including the mayor. 234 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:13,450 - What's the new imam gonna think of all this? 235 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:14,280 - The new imam. 236 00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:15,643 I was supposed to pick him up at the mosque. 237 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,750 Oh, hey, Dad, 238 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,630 did you call a hundred imams before you found this guy? 239 00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:21,490 - You're both going to love him. 240 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,230 Honest, upright, ex-lawyer. 241 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,840 - What is your relationship with this mosque? 242 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,190 - Hang on, let me pay for this. 243 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:35,500 - I just need to ask you a couple of questions. 244 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,670 What is your comment on the scandal? 245 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,760 - What scandal? 246 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,730 - What do you have to say about the terrorist allegations? 247 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:43,030 - Look, the cops had no evidence against me. 248 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,110 - Cops? 249 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,230 Who are you? 250 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,500 - I'm Amaar Rashid. 251 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,850 I'm the new imam. 252 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:50,140 It's like a priest or rabbi only browner. 253 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,130 - So are you denying that you're a terrorist? 254 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,840 - What? - You hired a terrorist? 255 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,460 - I did not hire a terrorist. 256 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:58,380 - A very good looking one, mind you. 257 00:10:58,380 --> 00:10:59,410 - Good looking terrorist. 258 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,520 Isn't that an oxymoron? 259 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,350 - Who are you people? 260 00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:02,423 Where's Yasir? 261 00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:03,249 (speaking in foreign language) 262 00:11:03,252 --> 00:11:04,902 - I am Yasir Hamoudi 263 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,300 and this is my wife, Sarah, 264 00:11:06,301 --> 00:11:07,641 my beautiful daughter, Rayyan. 265 00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:11,133 Welcome, welcome to our little mosque on the prairie. 266 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,120 - Yasir, we need to talk. 267 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,290 That message on your machine about blowing people away. 268 00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:17,193 - I know I told him the same thing. 269 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:18,020 You gotta change that. 270 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:20,033 - People love, people love the message. 271 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:21,550 - Blowing people away? 272 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,100 Are you part of a sleeper cell? 273 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:23,930 - [Both] Don't answer that. 274 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,573 - What is your connection to Al-Qaeda? 275 00:11:25,570 --> 00:11:27,400 - What is your connection to journalism? 276 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,010 - All right, you know what, show's over, let's go. 277 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,260 - Are you from Saudi Arabia? 278 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,290 - No, I'm from Toronto. 279 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:35,410 - Toronto, even better. 280 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:36,710 This story is huge. 281 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,020 - Okay, come on, let's go, 282 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,000 everybody in the car, please, come on. 283 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,500 You go, now I go. 284 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,330 - Oh, you know what? 285 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,173 My eyes were shut. 286 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,460 - Throw the bags in the back, throw the bags in the back, 287 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,150 throw them in the back. 288 00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:51,849 Sarah, please, in the car, please, get in the back. 289 00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:53,200 - [Amaar] This is awful. 290 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,940 - [Fatima] You haven't even tasted it. 291 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,960 - No, not your food, this. 292 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,830 How do I prepare for Ramadan 293 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,553 when the whole town's in an uproar? 294 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:00,870 What were you people thinking? 295 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:03,980 - This is that convent Sarah's fault. 296 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:08,790 Tell me, aren't goats more traditional than cucumbers? 297 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:11,760 - You've lost me. 298 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:15,203 - I thought you were supposed to be the big shot imam. 299 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,130 You don't even look like an imam. 300 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,480 You look like a kid. 301 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,150 - Can I get a lowfat cappuccino? 302 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:22,290 - We don't make lowfat cappuccino. 303 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:24,020 - Okay, I'll take a regular. 304 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:25,570 - We don't make regular. 305 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,050 - You don't make cappuccino? 306 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,300 - There is your cappuccino. 307 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,470 - What am I doing here? 308 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:39,200 - [Fred] Who is this Amaar Rashid? 309 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,060 What is he really doing here? 310 00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:42,153 This is Fred Tupper. 311 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,730 - Maybe he has your answer. 312 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,270 - [Fred] Wake up, people. 313 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:47,660 - It'll all blow over, I promise. 314 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:50,000 - You only want to fit in with white culture. 315 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,840 That's why you rented a church, isn't it? 316 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,130 So you could turn us all into Christians. 317 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,320 - You're just upset 318 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,290 because you don't get to play imam anymore. 319 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:01,960 - You think I'm too Orthodox that I scared the white folks? 320 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,040 Well who got us on the front page of the newspaper? 321 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,980 None other than Mr. Secular Yasir 322 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:09,340 and his hot shot Toronto imam. 323 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,360 If he had the guts to show his face-- 324 00:13:12,753 --> 00:13:16,293 (speaking in foreign language) 325 00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:17,662 - You were saying? 326 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:20,290 - I was saying that this is a mess. 327 00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:22,840 That church is going to evict us any day. 328 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,030 - Let me take a look at the lease. 329 00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:25,360 I used to practice law, you know. 330 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,230 Maybe I can find a loophole. 331 00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:29,610 In the meantime, our real problem here is optics. 332 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,300 - Oh, a lawyer and an eye doctor. 333 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,310 Very good. 334 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,890 - Trust me. 335 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:35,190 I can handle this. 336 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,960 - Are you a terrorist? 337 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:38,870 - No, I'm-- 338 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,370 - You object to the term? 339 00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,690 - Of course I do. 340 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,520 Well, you prefer a Mujahideen? 341 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,560 - Yes, no. 342 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,920 I mean, look, Fred. 343 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,160 I came here to clear the air. 344 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,670 You're not letting me get a word in. 345 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:51,580 - Oh, please feel free to give as good as you get. 346 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,200 That's the privilege of living in a country with freedom. 347 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,830 - Freedom to do what? 348 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,000 Fan the flames of hatred? 349 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,830 - Isn't it Muslim preachers like yourself who do that? 350 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,490 I got news for you, Johnny Jihad. 351 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:05,870 Folks around here will not sit back and let that happen. 352 00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:08,240 You can bet your falafel on that. 353 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,150 I call on Reverend McGee 354 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:14,640 to turf you and your gang out of the church hall by sundown. 355 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,390 - Yasir, this is Reverend McGee again. 356 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,640 We need to talk about this lease. 357 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,710 - Sundown? 358 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:22,540 What is this? 359 00:14:22,543 --> 00:14:23,493 The wild west? 360 00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:26,400 - You got that right my little bedwind buckaroo. 361 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,230 - Okay. 362 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,933 - You're not in the big city anymore. 363 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,160 - [Amaar] Oh I've noticed. 364 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,980 Doesn't anyone in this town know how to make a cappuccino? 365 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:33,650 - [Fred] Oh, you're saying we're ignorant? 366 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,000 - [Amaar] Some of you, yes. 367 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:35,860 In fact, I've never seen 368 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,850 so much small town ignorance in my life. 369 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,090 - Well if he hates it here so much, 370 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,390 why doesn't he go back to Toronto? 371 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,250 - Yes, a one-way ticket to Toronto. 372 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,210 Amaar Rashid. 373 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,850 Yes, I'll hold. 374 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:50,440 Can't a Muslim book a one-way flight these days 375 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,370 without someone having to call their supervisor? 376 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,860 - Aw, you poor thing, racial profiling. 377 00:14:56,860 --> 00:15:00,960 Making it very difficult for you to run away. 378 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,190 - What am I supposed to do? 379 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:03,230 - I don't know. 380 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,460 Let me ask the imam. 381 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:07,340 Oh wait, he's running away. 382 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,430 - Look, I screwed up, okay? 383 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,250 - No, it is not okay. 384 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:16,450 You were supposed to, well, you were the guy dreamed about. 385 00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:21,264 - Rayyan, that's not really appropriate. 386 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:22,580 - Get over yourself. 387 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:25,110 - I dreamed about you for our mosque. 388 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:28,510 You know, a progressive imam born here in Canada. 389 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,940 I thought you'd drag us into the modern world 390 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,400 or at least the 11th century. 391 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,230 - Yeah, so did I. 392 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,743 That's why I gave up being a lawyer. 393 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:37,360 - Oh, I figured you just sucked at that too. 394 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,880 You can't leave Amaar. 395 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,630 Not when your congregation is in there right now 396 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,220 having its annual cage match 397 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,020 to figure out when to start Ramadan. 398 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,668 - I'm sorry I'll miss that. 399 00:15:49,674 --> 00:15:50,514 You know, when I was a kid, 400 00:15:50,507 --> 00:15:53,057 my parents never fasted and they're huge. 401 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,120 The airline hung up on me. 402 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,540 - Oh, see, that's a sign. 403 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,230 You get in there and be the imam. 404 00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:04,783 - Okay. 405 00:16:05,691 --> 00:16:07,931 (upbeat music) 406 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:11,500 - The crescent of the new moon must be observed with the eye 407 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,390 just as a prophet did. 408 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,130 - Well, I don't think the prophet 409 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,120 had a telescope from Costco. 410 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,670 - Look, we do this every year. 411 00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:21,550 Now, I'm no expert. 412 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:23,630 - Which is clear to us every year. 413 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:27,250 - But why don't we just log onto moonsiting.com 414 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,520 and let the starvation begin. 415 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,320 - Why don't we just do what the Christians do? 416 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,890 Pick a month and stick to it. 417 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,270 What's wrong with December? 418 00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:36,530 Shorter days for fasting and way, way better shopping. 419 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:38,120 - Well, unfortunately for you, Mom, 420 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,480 Islam is not based on the shopping cycle. 421 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,310 - Ha. 422 00:16:41,313 --> 00:16:43,183 - Traditionally, Ramadan begins 423 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:45,630 when the new moon is seen in Saudi Arabia. 424 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,670 - The Saudis couldn't find the moon 425 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:49,110 unless there was oil spurting out of it. 426 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,700 - We must call (speaking in foreign language) 427 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,530 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 428 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:52,893 No one's calling on this until my phone. 429 00:16:52,885 --> 00:16:55,055 (all shouting) 430 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,480 - Can I jump in here, please? 431 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,520 After all, I am the imam, right? 432 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,570 - Okaym Brother Amaar, so what do we do? 433 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:05,430 - Well, in Toronto. 434 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,160 Forget it. 435 00:17:08,163 --> 00:17:09,033 - No, no, no. 436 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:12,210 Tell us how they do it in Toronto. 437 00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:13,770 - Does Ramadan begin 438 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:15,910 when the bell rings at the stock exchange? 439 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,580 - You know what, forget Toronto. 440 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:18,920 This is mercy and in this mosque, 441 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,750 I decide how Ramadan begins. 442 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,410 Baber, it's time to give up this telescope. 443 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:23,390 - I'm going to give you a hand. 444 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,740 - Good. 445 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,810 - So we're going with the telescope. 446 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:27,640 I win. 447 00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:30,280 - You're so lame. 448 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,859 (gentle music) 449 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:35,870 - For the love of God, 450 00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:36,893 is the sun ever gonna set? 451 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,160 We've been waiting here since 8:30. 452 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,030 - You are in the middle of the prairies. 453 00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:41,330 It's going to take awhile. 454 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,190 This could have been such a nice mosque. 455 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,500 - We fought too hard. 456 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,670 We can't turn back. 457 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,070 You have to find a loophole. 458 00:17:51,124 --> 00:17:52,254 Okay, Reverend McGee is coming. 459 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,830 You have to do something. 460 00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,620 - What? - Sue him. 461 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,000 - You can't just sue people for no reason. 462 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,820 Well, I all right, you can, but I'm not doing that anymore. 463 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,200 - I can't lose my office 464 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:08,600 or the mosque. 465 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,730 - Reverend McGee. 466 00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:15,527 - I hear you on the radio the other day. 467 00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,660 You sure sounded like a horse's ass. 468 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:19,530 - Thank you. 469 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,780 - Oh, I've been trying to give this to Yasir. 470 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:27,700 - I know Yasir misrepresented the community, 471 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,700 but no, please, wait, let me finish. 472 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,520 I was hoping you'd let us stay because religious 473 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,490 and racial hatred will destroy the world. 474 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,710 If men of spirituality, men like ourselves. 475 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:41,970 - Amaar, with all due respect, shut up. 476 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,160 I'm not evicting you. 477 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,090 This is a new lease that reflects the true nature 478 00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:51,600 of your multipurpose activities, 479 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,910 but if you plan to open up a bowling alley, 480 00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:54,860 give me a heads up. 481 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:59,560 - Thanks, but why? 482 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,290 - When the Fred Tupper show tells me to do something, 483 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:02,900 I tend to do the opposite. 484 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,560 - There was never an issue with your congregation? 485 00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:08,720 - Come to my Sunday sermon this week. 486 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,130 I'm lucky if I can fill the first two rows. 487 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:14,830 May have been God who said let there be light, 488 00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,740 but it's me that pays the electric bill. 489 00:19:16,742 --> 00:19:19,412 (gentle music) 490 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,520 - In this, the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, 491 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,170 we are asked to examine ourselves with a critical eye 492 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,000 and if we can't, 493 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,620 there's lots of people around to do it for us. 494 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,980 I may not be the best imam in the world, 495 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:39,510 but I've learned a lot about humility this week 496 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,180 and I've done a pretty excellent job of it 497 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,310 if I do say so myself. 498 00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:48,204 (congregation laughs) 499 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,520 - I always gain weight during Ramadan. 500 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,350 I'm starving. 501 00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:53,183 - Cucumber sandwiches coming through. 502 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,450 Cucumber sandwiches. 503 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:56,991 - Hi, Sarah. 504 00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:57,834 - Hi, Ann. 505 00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,547 You want to cucumber sandwich? 506 00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,690 - Oh, I thought, you know, 507 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,660 a Ramadan meal would be a little more exotic. 508 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,450 - Goat curry is ready. 509 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,620 Excuse me. 510 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,430 - Oh, hat is that wonderful smell? 511 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:17,280 - It's tradition and tradition always smells better. 512 00:20:19,838 --> 00:20:23,888 - Mayor Popowicz, I'd like to introduce our new imam, Amaar. 513 00:20:23,886 --> 00:20:24,786 - I'm pleased to meet you. 514 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:29,140 - Hi, my first few days in office were no picnic either. 515 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,660 Fred Tupper kept referring to me as the she mayor. 516 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,254 (Yasir laughs) 517 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,430 - Sorry. - Goat? 518 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,140 - Thank you. 519 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,910 - You know, when I pictured you coming back to the church, 520 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:49,170 this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 521 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:51,600 - Well, Reverend, you can't win 'em all. 522 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,480 - Well, if you ever change your mind, please let me know 523 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,730 'cause I really miss these little sandwiches. 524 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,800 - I'm so glad. 525 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,840 I have hundreds. 526 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,920 - Well, Yasir, I hope you've learned 527 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,790 that honesty is the best policy. 528 00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:06,342 - Of course, of course. 529 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,310 That brings me to your salary. 530 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,570 - I'm willing to be flexible. 531 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:10,840 - Good 'cause we don't have much money. 532 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,670 - How much money? 533 00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:12,513 - We're broke. 534 00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:13,606 - I'm not that flexible. 535 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:17,860 - Well, if you must leave, I'm sure they will understand, 536 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,690 but it seems to me 537 00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:21,683 you've become attached to our little community. 538 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,280 - Why didn't you tell me before I left Toronto 539 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,600 that you didn't have any money? 540 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,890 - I'm being honest now. 541 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,830 - Yasir, you have to learn the difference between honesty 542 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,720 and emotional blackmail. 543 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,860 - And who better to teach me then you, Brother Amaar. 544 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,780 Who better? 545 00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:42,135 (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language)